Scene 01 · Chaos

This is how most businesses run their marketing.

  • Multiple people
  • Multiple tools
  • Constant noise

And it still breaks.

Ops
Where's the launch copy? Going out in 20.
Sales
Lead from yesterday hasn't been replied to.
Founder
Can someone post something today??
Designer
Need brief for the carousels by 3.
Agency
Approvals overdue. Pausing campaign.
Email
3 unread newsletters to write
Slack
@here — quick one?
Scene 02 · The cost

Even a small in-house marketing setup quickly climbs past six figures.

  • 01Salaries
  • 02Tools
  • 03Management
  • 04Replacing people when they leave

It's not just costly, it's slow.

Most teams

£150K£200K+

a year

Scene 03 · Shift

This is me. I replace the entire system.

Scene 04 · The math

A proper team

£150K–£200K

/year

Me

£60K–£96K

/year

This isn't a people problem. It's a structure problem.
Most businesses don't need a bigger team. They need a better system.
Scene 05 · The real problem

You can't see where your growth is leaking. You're too close.

Every week, audience slips through the gaps — leads that go cold before anyone replies, content that never ships, an email list you're not converting, tools that don't talk to each other.

None of it shows up as a bill. It shows up as a ceiling.

It's not a content problem, or an effort problem. It's a structure problem — and you can't fix the leak you can't see.

Scene 05.5 · The system

First I find the leaks. Then I plug them.

One focused diagnosis of your whole machine — content, funnel, email, lead capture, ops — and a single 30-day roadmap, ranked by what pays back fastest.

Example: most wellness founders sit on a podcast that should be a month of content and ships as one rushed clip. That's one leak. The audit finds the rest — and the highest-ROI fix gets built for you.

Start with the free 2-minute Bottleneck Analyser → Book an Audit →
Find your fit

What's your current marketing budget?

Drag the slider to see which option makes the most sense for where you are right now.

£0 £3K/mo £6K/mo £9K/mo £12K+/mo

£0 — doing it yourself

Where you are

You're doing it yourself. That's costing you time, not money.

What you don't see: the content that never ships, the leads no system catches, the opportunities you're too close to spot.

The AI Marketing Audit shows you what you can't see.

Three hours. Every missed opportunity mapped, with a 30-day roadmap ranked by impact.

£1,500 — Focused Audit. One engine opened where growth or hours are leaking hardest. Diagnosis + prioritised 30-day roadmap + live readout. Delivered in 7–10 days.

£2,500 — Full-System Audit. The whole machine end to end — content, funnel, email, lead capture, ops — plus one quick-win automation built for you. Delivered in ~14 days.

Diagnosis before prescription: I don't recommend fixes to an engine I haven't examined. This ends the guessing.

Book an Audit →
Scene 06 · Why I'm different

I don't just build content systems. I run one.

I run a health brand's entire content engine solo — 21 posts a week. One operator.

Ten clips from one episode isn't a pitch-deck claim. It's my Tuesday.

And after years deep in wellness, you'll never have to explain why your audience cares about mitochondria or morning light.

I already speak the language.

You bring the episodes. I bring the system.

Scene 07 · Imagine instead

A business that runs on rails — not on you.

Content going out consistently. Daily
Leads handled instantly. Under 5 min
Your message actually landing. Clarified
Growth without constant input. On rails
Scene 08 · What I do

I step in and —

i Audit your entire setup.
ii Remove what's slowing you down.
iii Implement systems that run daily.
Scene 09 · The reframe

What used to take a team —

now runs through
one system.

The bottleneck isn't people. It's structure.

Scene 10 · The handoff

You didn't start this business to spend your days managing marketers.

You started it to fix a problem the world was ignoring.

Let me handle —

The marketing.

You handle —

The mission.

For founder-led wellness brands. No long-term contracts — you'll know within 30 days. And if the audit finds nothing worth fixing, you don't pay for it.

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